America just challenged Japan into an epic giant robot battle!
"SUIDOBASHI HEAVY INDUSTRIES! MegaBots, Inc. challenges you to a duel! You have a giant robot, we have a giant robot - we have a duty to the science fiction lovers of this world to fight them to the death. Prepare yourselves, and name the battlefield. In one year, we fight."That is the challenge being thrown at Suidobashi Heavy Insustries by Megabots Inc! A real life mech fight between Megabot of USA and Kuratas of Japan. With those epic USA capes how can Japan decline?
Japan may have the robotics technology, but we have the military technology. I'd say it's a fair fight! But why can't I shake this feeling that we are gonna get smoked by Japan? They've been theory crafting this shit for like 40 years. I can already assume that Japan will win. They got their technology rolling while America was still wearing diapers.
We got this reply from their blog:
"Just what we'd expect from America. Before I talk about the challenge, I just want like to say...What the heck is Japan doing? It's only logical that Japanese robots fight each other first, and the winner advances to fight America. It's been four years since (our robot) Kuratas was built. This is what happens when other builders in Japan slack off. I'm really annoyed. I'll give it some thought, so be patient Megabot."Video of the challenge below. The video screams "BRING IT BITCHES!!"
A big Japanese corporation manufactures this fancy high tech robot with gatling guns and a HUD and all these sweet features and sick design. Glorious. Then some fellows in the US saw that and said "Huh. Good idea." With elbow grease, ingenuity, determination, and hard work, they built their own. Thrown together from all sorts of different parts, probably in somebody's garage, and powered by good old gasoline. It's not made by some big rich company, it's made by the common man. The inventor, the innovator, the entrepreneur. Maybe not as pretty. Maybe not as polished. But who needs that when you can fire paint filled cannon balls at 100mph? It's America personified in mecha form. It really is.
It is at this moment that the world realized that we are either 1 step closer to a real Iron Man, or one step closer to G Gundam.
I would pay anything just to be able to watch this fight live. I'm pretty sure we all know how this will end. This is Japan we're talking about, the kings of giant robots. Watch them bring a fully functioning Eva unit or Gundam to the battle, or something like that.
The giant robots is kinda Japan's thing. There is no way USA is gonna win. The only way they will gonna win is if they paint itheir robot t blue, add fire, mudflaps with chicks on it, a flaming 8 ball, and make the head out of a car. Lol!
They need to add reactive armor, M2 .50 caliber HMGs, 20mm Gatlings, TOW missiles, and M19 40mm grenade launchers.They should add a fully automatic Shotgun on top that fires Dragon's Breath Rounds and it holds like 200 shells and fires 4 shells per second. Don't know what Dragon's Breath Rounds are? Shotgun shells that literally blast a whole wave of fire. Want a visual look at it for yourself? Look it up on YouTube cause I'm too lazy to leave a link.
So wait, isn't this like completely dangerous? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was remote controlled instead of having pilots? Its like two tanks fighting each other for fun, this can't end well.
Dammit, I wanna build/pilot/be involved in anyway with the effort to create American Robo Dominance. Also, I love how Japan's looks like a sleek and shiny bad-ass straight out of an anime or movie while ours looks like a Battle born war machine built to punch out dragons.
Asking Asians to pick the battleground is the stupidity thing Americans could do. Enjoy getting impaled by shit-covered bamboo sticks.
We as a nation need to come together and set aside our petty differences to WHOOP. SOME. ROBOT. ASS.
This is why science and engineering are freaking awesome! I can only hope those giant robots don't become intelligent enough to realize that they don't need to obey their masters. Hey! That sounded like a Terminator movie.
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